What the hell is wrong withElon Musk? A lot, some might say, as thebillionaire CEO of Tesla Inc., (who just last week offered to impregnate Taylor Swift),recently revealed a wild pitch he made to theSaturday Night Livecrewthat he says was to test if the show was really all it claims to be.“I think everyone’s been sort of wondering this whole time, isSaturday Night Liveactually live?“he asked during a panel at the All In Summit earlier this month (viaThe Daily Beast). No, no one wonders that at all. Musk then went on to explain in graphic detail the pitch he made over Zoom before hosting the late night comedy show in 2021.
“But there’s a way to test this. There’s a way to test this, which is, we don’t tell them what’s going on. I walk on and so, this is the script. I throw it on the ground. We’re going to find out tonight, right now, if Saturday Night Live is actually live. And the way that we’re going to do this is I’m going to take my cck out. And if you see my cck, you know it’s true. And if you don’t, it’s been a lie.”
Saturday Night Live
The longest-running sketch-comedy/satire show on television, premiering in 1975, Saturday Night Live is a weekly series that features new hosts for each episode, with a core cast of actors and comedians that rotate over time. Episodes feature several skits that are sometimes ad-libbed on the fly, with the hosts engaging in most of them, and also provide musical guest performances that cap off each night.
We can’t believe this is a real story, but it’s one that’s straight from Musk’s mouth, and a tale that delighted the audience at All In, who burst out in laughter as another panelist remarked, “This is the greatest pitch ever!” Musk wasn’t finished, though, and revealed that he wasn’t going to actually expose himself, but rather pull something else out of his trousers.
“So, there’s more to it, okay? That’s just the beginning. So, then I’m, so now I’m like, so I say, like, I’m going to reach down into my pants, and I’ll stick my hand in my pants and I’m going and I’m going to pull out my cck. And I told this to the audience, and the audience is going to be like, ‘Guh-whaaa?’ And then I pull out a baby rooster. You know? And it’s like, okay, this is kind of PG, you know, it’s not that bad. This is my tiny cck.”
Wait, did Elon Musk really admit that he has a tiny penis? That tracks. After all, have you seen the size of those Cybertrucks? He must be compensating for something, right? Sorry, Mr. X, we couldn’t resist.
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That being said, even the SNL crew were left speechless listening to Musk’s outrageous pitch, which he says he made while hungover.“There was silence,“he admitted.“And I’m like, is this thing working? Is our mic on?”
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Thankfully, the pitch was rejected, and in his opening monologue Musk instead poked fun at his Asperger’s Syndrome, made some 420 jokes, brought up O.J. Simpson, made fun of his son’s name (X Æ A-12), and had an awkward exchange with his own mother… all without the use of his tiny rooster.
